kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too
would your 8 year old self be proud of you right now ?
Please be entertained by this fish scaring this dog.
turn on: when all my coloring pencils are sharpened and pointy
life is tough when you’re a lazy perfectionist who simultaneously doesn’t give a shit about anything but at the same time cares too much about everything you feel
holy fuck I’ve never heard a sentence that describes me better
if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused